Long long time before in the year of late 2002 and early 2003, there exist a group of Volunteer Instructors known as -1 & -2. Up till the year of 2008, this freaks actually still exist on this face of the Earth. Some ppl may wonder how this is possible. Lets do a character analysis:
1. David Liau Jun Xiong (aka Ah Beng)
Being the typical Ah Beng appearance, it is hard not to be threatened by his looks and aura. He is so called the protector of the group, whereby one would risk suffering from broken necks or bones upon attempting to offend the group.
2. Max Loo Yong Cheng (aka Max)
Being the officer tt has leadership qualities, it is hard not to associate him with the most eloquent one. With the in built talking capability, it is hard to out-talk this freak and he will thrash you with reasonings and logic. Any attempts to out-talk him will cause you to reveal your stupidity and flaws. Thus, he is the PR of the group.
Being the officer tt has leadership qualities, it is hard not to associate him with the most eloquent one. With the in built talking capability, it is hard to out-talk this freak and he will thrash you with reasonings and logic. Any attempts to out-talk him will cause you to reveal your stupidity and flaws. Thus, he is the PR of the group.
3. Joshua Lim Ming Yang (aka Meh-Meh/MianYang)
Being the typical not so tall freak, this guy has a way with gals. Any beautiful gals in the radius of 10 metres, Joshua's Bionic eyes would scan thru, identifying the possible models or stars for the future. With such an inner skill, do not challenge him with identifying cup sizes and he will make u feel like wearing a bra on top of your head!
4. Alvin Ee Zhan Quan (aka ELL)
Being the 'missy' of the group, you are in ultimate safe hands. Any possible injuries, u named it, he cures it. Although he talks in an 'ELL' language, where u may not be able to understand what he is saying, this nurse is able to freak you out with medical terms or language u cannot comprehend. This healer also have powerful hands to provide a good massage to ppl.
5. Kenny Boey Jun Hao (aka Knee)
Being the most bo chap character, you see him appearing in singlets and shorts most of the time. Do not belittle this character as his BO CHAP-ness will turn you off, with the feeling of NUA-ing. Besides, the PSP in his hands acts as an electronic device to stun ppl like a hand held weapon. Being also the safety driver, he ensures ur safety w/o hitting accidents on the roads. The most probably Land Transport Authority personnel wanabe.
6. Nur Huda Ismail (aka Crapist)
Being the only female in this batch, do not play play with this teacher-to-be. With firm stands and goals, this gal knows what is best for ppl. Any attempts to feed her with Ba Gua, she will nag and crap till you feel like begging her for forgiveness or committing suicide. This female is gungho and has strong endurance. With visions entailed, its hard not to accomplish goals for the team.
7. Yeo Chee Keong (aka Keong/CK)
Being the one tt has no special ability, this superstar freak is capable of doing stunts tt u cannot predict. All stupid acts, u name it, this guy most prob myt have done it. Any attempts to offend him, he will continue to sing until ur ear drums burst and u feel like stuffing ur shoe into CK's mouth. Well, to complement this freak a little, he can bring a smile to ppl at times =)
Heres a toast to my brothers and sisters. This post is dedicated to you peepz and to tell you guys I LOVE YOU ALL!! Haha. Been watching the 10pm show on channel U, which is so nice (side point). To ppl who are reading this post, dun be shy to tell ur frens you loved them and dun take them for granted! 6 years of friendship liao and thanks to this freaks, my character has changed probably alot for the better since my secondary school days. Last time in secondary school days, 'sorry' was never in my dictionary, until i realised tt we are not perfect afterall. Enough of such a long post in case my blog ends up lengthy like Jin Hua.
Chee Keong posted @ 10:50 PM
- KARMIFIED! -